Why on God's green earth would bike cops - as in bicycle cops - need guns?
I see them riding all over campus, on their way to some important peace functions like giving tickets to kids for not having the necessary number of reflectors, and they have their guns hiked up extra high on their fat bellies.
When is a cop on a bike on a college campus (no less) ever going to use a gun? Campus PD shouldn't even have guns at all, unless they're going to start shooting frat boys, which I doubt is going to happen. But the bike cops - are they going to chase down a perp on their Schwinns and fire fifteen rounds into his back or what?
Just another totally unnecessary abuse of the second amendment.
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